frostyclyde:

frostyclyde:

so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet

so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this

I AM THE CRAB LORD

Why does this have notes omg

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theyellowbrickroad:

IM SCREAMING OHM Y GOD

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

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unconventionalmoose:

badbitchdiaries:

cosmicsan:

on average menstruation starts at age 12
and ends at 52
40 years of periods
480 periods
480 periods x average length of 5 days
that’s 2400 days of bleeding
6.58 years of blood 

That’s so metal.

think of all the people you could drown in nearly 7 years worth of blood

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msjewbooty:

“SNAPBACK!!!” i call out into the darkness. is anyone here?? will anyone find me??? “OBEY! YOLO!!” i cry out again. there is no response. nobody in this land speaks swag. i am Going to die here.

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